The Confederation of New Visayan Islands is a titanic, safe nation, ruled by Warren Superales with an even hand, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, hatred of cheese, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 20.838 billion Visayans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cebu City. The average income tax rate is 50.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient New Visayan economy, worth a remarkable 5,135 trillion Pesetas a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 246,463 Pesetas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

Animal Liberationists are regularly arrested, it turns out that you actually can put a price on intangible cultural heritage, doctors are in shock as hospitals go into cardiac arrest, and woodland critters flock to the safety of unfamiliar humans wearing lab-coats. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. New Visayan Islands's national animal is the Tarsier, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

New Visayan Islands is ranked 177,320^th in the world and 5^th in The Strategic and Economic Alliance for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 855.13 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.